Tuesday, May 31, 2011
THE LIST
Is it summer? Are you bored? Good. Now you have time to read (and do!) all of the following fun-loving summer activities:
1) Run in a circle. Do it. Run! Faster... FASTER! If you are not running you are just making me look stupid so come on! Off your butt and run in a circle! Seriously, the fate of the world depends on it. I will love you forever. Maybe. Possibly. Eh probably not but RUN! Please? I'll give you an electronic cookie: ...O.. (see the chocolate chips?! Sadly, they fell off the cookie but still- yummy) Ok, now you ate the cookie and.... OH!... oh my! Look! You've gained 10 pounds! You know what this means. Circle time! RUN RUN RUN! Loose that 10 pounds! I know its just one circle but if you really want to loose 10 pounds maybe you should run in a circle around China, yup that should do it. OK, did you run in a circle? (no walking does not count). If you didn't I bet you feel REALLY guilty right now. Whose fault is it? Yours! Do you want to get over this terrible guilt? I know just the way! Run in a circle. Or 2. Or 3. Maybe 8. Wait don't do that! Run in ONE circle, no more no less. No running in half a circle either, that's just wrong. If you ran in a circle, great I love you more than most pie. If you didn't, haha you gained 10 pounds. Not my fault you read the post! Maybe you should try running in a circle. It's fun, isn't it? Good. Now I assume that we have all run in a circle. If you didn't, I suggest you do before IT comes and gets you in your sleep. Haha just kidding! Sort of... Anyway I hope I wasted about 5 or 10 minutes of you summer! Bye!
2) Coming soon. Time to sleep :) And run in a circle.
1) Run in a circle. Do it. Run! Faster... FASTER! If you are not running you are just making me look stupid so come on! Off your butt and run in a circle! Seriously, the fate of the world depends on it. I will love you forever. Maybe. Possibly. Eh probably not but RUN! Please? I'll give you an electronic cookie: ...O.. (see the chocolate chips?! Sadly, they fell off the cookie but still- yummy) Ok, now you ate the cookie and.... OH!... oh my! Look! You've gained 10 pounds! You know what this means. Circle time! RUN RUN RUN! Loose that 10 pounds! I know its just one circle but if you really want to loose 10 pounds maybe you should run in a circle around China, yup that should do it. OK, did you run in a circle? (no walking does not count). If you didn't I bet you feel REALLY guilty right now. Whose fault is it? Yours! Do you want to get over this terrible guilt? I know just the way! Run in a circle. Or 2. Or 3. Maybe 8. Wait don't do that! Run in ONE circle, no more no less. No running in half a circle either, that's just wrong. If you ran in a circle, great I love you more than most pie. If you didn't, haha you gained 10 pounds. Not my fault you read the post! Maybe you should try running in a circle. It's fun, isn't it? Good. Now I assume that we have all run in a circle. If you didn't, I suggest you do before IT comes and gets you in your sleep. Haha just kidding! Sort of... Anyway I hope I wasted about 5 or 10 minutes of you summer! Bye!
2) Coming soon. Time to sleep :) And run in a circle.
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