Friday, September 9, 2011
oops
wow i totes forgot i had a blog :/ well sadly it is no longer summer and i am no longer bored... wait no i mean to say i am no longer not busy. im pretty sure we are all drowning in school work. greenhill's great, but i need my sleep!!!
Monday, July 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
THE LIST
Is it summer? Are you bored? Good. Now you have time to read (and do!) all of the following fun-loving summer activities:
1) Run in a circle. Do it. Run! Faster... FASTER! If you are not running you are just making me look stupid so come on! Off your butt and run in a circle! Seriously, the fate of the world depends on it. I will love you forever. Maybe. Possibly. Eh probably not but RUN! Please? I'll give you an electronic cookie: ...O.. (see the chocolate chips?! Sadly, they fell off the cookie but still- yummy) Ok, now you ate the cookie and.... OH!... oh my! Look! You've gained 10 pounds! You know what this means. Circle time! RUN RUN RUN! Loose that 10 pounds! I know its just one circle but if you really want to loose 10 pounds maybe you should run in a circle around China, yup that should do it. OK, did you run in a circle? (no walking does not count). If you didn't I bet you feel REALLY guilty right now. Whose fault is it? Yours! Do you want to get over this terrible guilt? I know just the way! Run in a circle. Or 2. Or 3. Maybe 8. Wait don't do that! Run in ONE circle, no more no less. No running in half a circle either, that's just wrong. If you ran in a circle, great I love you more than most pie. If you didn't, haha you gained 10 pounds. Not my fault you read the post! Maybe you should try running in a circle. It's fun, isn't it? Good. Now I assume that we have all run in a circle. If you didn't, I suggest you do before IT comes and gets you in your sleep. Haha just kidding! Sort of... Anyway I hope I wasted about 5 or 10 minutes of you summer! Bye!
2) Coming soon. Time to sleep :) And run in a circle.
1) Run in a circle. Do it. Run! Faster... FASTER! If you are not running you are just making me look stupid so come on! Off your butt and run in a circle! Seriously, the fate of the world depends on it. I will love you forever. Maybe. Possibly. Eh probably not but RUN! Please? I'll give you an electronic cookie: ...O.. (see the chocolate chips?! Sadly, they fell off the cookie but still- yummy) Ok, now you ate the cookie and.... OH!... oh my! Look! You've gained 10 pounds! You know what this means. Circle time! RUN RUN RUN! Loose that 10 pounds! I know its just one circle but if you really want to loose 10 pounds maybe you should run in a circle around China, yup that should do it. OK, did you run in a circle? (no walking does not count). If you didn't I bet you feel REALLY guilty right now. Whose fault is it? Yours! Do you want to get over this terrible guilt? I know just the way! Run in a circle. Or 2. Or 3. Maybe 8. Wait don't do that! Run in ONE circle, no more no less. No running in half a circle either, that's just wrong. If you ran in a circle, great I love you more than most pie. If you didn't, haha you gained 10 pounds. Not my fault you read the post! Maybe you should try running in a circle. It's fun, isn't it? Good. Now I assume that we have all run in a circle. If you didn't, I suggest you do before IT comes and gets you in your sleep. Haha just kidding! Sort of... Anyway I hope I wasted about 5 or 10 minutes of you summer! Bye!
2) Coming soon. Time to sleep :) And run in a circle.
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